Read this today on the beeb website about the new Motorola advert where a young chap skims his new pebble phone across the ocean to a young lass. For reasons known only to themselves, Motorola decided it was necessary to warn users at the end of the advert that the phone wasn’t waterproof!!

Well thanks for that. I was just about to chuck my phone across the sea to see if it skimmed like the advert. I mean c’mon, do these manufacturers really think we’re that stupid to start chucking our mobiles in the water? Or is that they are worried about being sued by the the idiots who actually try this?

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